I submitted this to dAmn it(after A LOT of editing), but I just couldn't risk it not making it, so here is very interesting conversation that started with =can-i-haz-cookie listing all of his computer skills, which included having sex with PCs. Enjoy.

<can-i-haz-cookie> Demented95: yes sex with PCs :thumb6268438:
<can-i-haz-cookie> Demented95: Dont try it though :thumb55474753:
<Demented95> can-i-haz-cookie: I wonder if google has anything of the sorts...but I realy don't want to know
<can-i-haz-cookie> Demented95: :thumb6268438: hahaha
<SavantSamantha> Demented95: rule 34
<can-i-haz-cookie> NO
<can-i-haz-cookie> NOT RULE 34
<SavantSamantha>
<ShadowLightDeath> YES RULE 34
<can-i-haz-cookie> Weighted companion cube :thumb45720634:
<SavantSamantha> can-i-haz-cookie: fleshlight :thumb46106839:
<Demented95> can-i-haz-cookie: Computer rule 34 ....companion cube
<can-i-haz-cookie> Never rule 34 a rule a rule 63
<can-i-haz-cookie> NEVER
<can-i-haz-cookie> seriously
<can-i-haz-cookie> Never rule 34 a rule 63... i do NOT want to see sonic and tails having lesbian sex EVER again :thumb42019231:
<Demented95> REPRESED MEMORIES
<Demented95> can-i-haz-cookie SavantSamantha: You b rought them back
<can-i-haz-cookie> Demented95: :thumb121204065: thank me later
<frowny-brownie> can-i-haz-cookie : sonic and tails do what ? DX
<Demented95> can-i-haz-cookie: But...oh dear god!...it was everywhere ;___;...okay
<can-i-haz-cookie> frowny-brownie: I KNOW :thumb50317777: Rule 63 - For every male character, there is a female version. NO EXCEPTIONS :thumb50317777:
<Demented95> can-i-haz-cookie: Oh god...thats what Rule 63 is!
<can-i-haz-cookie> Demented95: i once rule 34'd a rule 63 and saw sonic and tails being lesbian :thumb50317777:
<Demented95> can-i-haz-cookie: Oh god...I can see it now.....WHAT!
<can-i-haz-cookie> Demented95: IT WAS SCARY :thumb50317777:
<LostTempest> Stranger Things Have Happened Foo Fighters
<can-i-haz-cookie> :thumb95931112:
<Demented95> can-i-haz-cookie: >.<....Oh god!...Just thinking of it...makes me hurt .__.
<can-i-haz-cookie> Stranger things have NOT happened than seeing rule 34 on sonic rule 63
<SavantSamantha> Demented95: don't think about it! Sunshine and puppies!
<Demented95> can-i-haz-cookie: Oh god >.<...there is a rule 63..rule 34 about all of our favorite shos/people...WHY!
<Demented95> shows*
<Demented95> SavantSamantha: Rule 34 Puppies and sunshine OH GOD!
<SavantSamantha> Demented95: WHY DID YOU JUST DO THAT?!
<Demented95> SavantSamantha: I don't know!
<SavantSamantha> Demented95: you just ruined sunshine and puppies for me forever
<Demented95> SavantSamantha: WHY! GOD! WHY!
<Demented95> SavantSamantha: And the puppies were so...pure ;____;...now they are HOARS!
<Demented95> SavantSamantha: and the sun...with it's sunbeams...
<SavantSamantha> Demented95: that's worse than tentacles!
<Demented95> SavantSamantha: NOT THE TENTACLES!